This makes me happy.
Striking the perfect balance is important.
Jessica Barnett: Things I am so glad I don't have: babies
Lauren Appelwick: Ms. Appelwick. You've made it to the final round. Your last question for the win is: Would you rather be fat or have a baby?
Lauren Appelwick: Uh...Be fat, Chuck?
Lauren Appelwick: That's right!!! You win!!!
Jessica Barnett: hahhahahahahahhahah
Jessica Barnett: +100
(not taking an honest look at myself is my god given right.)
The planets and their moons, based on what 1953 knew about space.
How The Face Changes With Shifting A Light Source
A Tumblr Phone screen saver would use GIFs. The home button would be a heart. You never get back to your apps, you just like things.
Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.
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