This makes me happy.
(Source: volcanize, via think-in-picture)
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Jessica Barnett: Things I am so glad I don't have: babies
Lauren Appelwick: Ms. Appelwick. You've made it to the final round. Your last question for the win is: Would you rather be fat or have a baby?
Lauren Appelwick: Uh...Be fat, Chuck?
Lauren Appelwick: That's right!!! You win!!!
Jessica Barnett: hahhahahahahahhahah
Jessica Barnett: +100
The planets and their moons, based on what 1953 knew about space.
A Tumblr Phone screen saver would use GIFs. The home button would be a heart. You never get back to your apps, you just like things.
— David Chartier (via david)
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Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.
(Source: cornchipz, via willywonka-suicidecamps)