May 2013
1 post
April 2013
9 posts
Jessica Barnett: Things I am so glad I don't have: babies
Lauren Appelwick: Ms. Appelwick. You've made it to the final round. Your last question for the win is: Would you rather be fat or have a baby?
Lauren Appelwick: Uh...Be fat, Chuck?
Lauren Appelwick: That's right!!! You win!!!
Jessica Barnett: hahhahahahahahhahah
Jessica Barnett: +100
“A Tumblr Phone screen saver would use GIFs. The home button would be a heart....”
– David Chartier (via david)
March 2013
5 posts
1 tag
“I had this girlfriend who at first I didn’t like very much.. er, I didn’t take...”
– Adam (Girls: Season 2, Episode 8)
February 2013
5 posts
1 tag
January 2013
4 posts
Sam: You’re not combing back are you?
Andrew: Come on, Sam, of course I am.
Sam: You don’t realize this is good. This doesn’t happen often in your life, ya know? I mean this…we can work this stuff out. I want to help you, you know. We need each other. I haven’t even lied in like two days.
Andrew: Is that true?
Sam: No.
Andrew: Look, this isn’t a conversation about this being over. It’s… it’s…I’m not like putting a period at the end of this, you know. I’m putting like an ellipsis on it. Cause I’m worried that if I don’t go figure myself out, if I don’t go like land on my own two feet, I’m just gonna fuck this whole thing up. And this is too important. I gotta go, I gotta go… I fired my psychiatrist, I gotta go find a new one. Look, I’m gonna call you when I get there. I’m gonna call you…look at me. Look at me. You changed my life. You changed my life and I’ve known you four days. This is the beginning of something really big. But right now I gotta go. Come here.
[Andrew comes running back into the terminal. Sam crying in the phone booth…]
Sam: what are you doing?
Andrew: You remember that idea I had about working stuff out on my own and then finding you once I had stuff figured out?
Sam: The ellipsis?
Andrew: Yeah, the ellipsis. It’s dumb. It’s dumb, it’s an awful idea and I’m not gonna do it, okay? Cause like you said this is it. This is life. And I’m in love with you, Samantha. I think that’s the only thing I’ve ever been really sure of my entire life. I’m really messed up right now and I got a whole lotta stuff I gotta work out, but I don’t wanna waste anymore of my life without you in it, okay?
Sam: Yeah.
Andrew: And I think I can do this. I mean I want to. I mean we have to right?
Sam: Yeah. Yes!
Andrew: So what do we do? What do we do?
December 2012
2 posts
1 tag
“In a couple of years, with the right moves, you’ll be in the city with the...”
– Joan Holloway
November 2012
30 posts
Watchthis—too—shall—pass:
i reblog this every time i see it. it’s my favorite thing on the entire planet.
Equal parts amusing and terrifying.
“Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant...”
– ― Hunter S. Thompson
“Silence is so accurate.”
– Mark Rothko (via mianoti)
“To think, a sweater, is made entirely of knots. My stomach could clothe a...”
– Andrea Gibson (via rinadin)
“I don’t suppose I really know you very well - but I know you smell like the...”
– Zelda Fitzgerald’s letter to F. Scott Fitzgerald, November 1931 (x)
